just verified that one of my old college roommates is in fact a homosexual.
I’m gonna shower and hopefully it will wash away all of my unmotivation and help me advance on my homework.
what am I doing with my life
who tryna hold hands with me for the rest of the summer?
taking applications now.
send your name, address, and hand size to my inbox.
thank you and good day.
I haven’t slept with my husband since I met my lover because I have this fucked up sense of morals that tells me that going to bed with my spouse would be cheating on my boyfriend.
Humans too complex
I’m logging off?